Horrible news coming out of Beaver County today, as the Geneva men’s volleyball program has been handed the death penalty due to a player accepting a free ice cream cone in town. Chris Truman, front left hitter for the team, was at Old Jerry’s Dairy Delights with his buddies after the conclusion of the fall semester and reportedly accepted a free mint chocolate ice cream cone. The NCAA got their hands on this news and after some thought, decided to
Local man gives up on hockey, watches an NBA game
by: Ben Oviatt A Beaver Falls man says that he has officially “had it up to here” with the NHL lockout, and will begin tuning in to NBA games to pass the time between Steeler Sundays. “At this point it’s just ridiculous,” said Robert Boyer while watching Friday’s contest between the Denver Nuggets and the Memphis Grizzlies. “This is what Bettman and the owners have brought us to. Watching BASKETBALL for heaven’s sake. And just what the hell is a
Riverhounds have already passed their expected season ticket sales
The Pittsburgh Riverhounds got a new stadium this offseason and are looking to become a more popular franchise amongst Pittsburgh sports lovers in 2013. A report came out yesterday that they have already outsold their expected number of season ticket packages. We talked to David Binder, part owner of the Riverhounds about their early ticket selling successes. “Yeah, we sold two freakin’ packages last week! Four seats total. Can’t believe we’ve doubled our expected sales before the year even ends.”
Pittsburgh Passion used male running back, to vacate all 2012 wins
The Pittsburgh Passion had a fantastic season in 2012, going 8-2 and finishing second in the Woman’s Football Alliance (WFA). However, bad news struck today, as the league has passed down sanctions after discovering that the Passion’s running back, Gary Johnson, was indeed a man. All eight of the Passion’s 2012 wins will be erased and their runner up title will be taken away. “We were THIS close to getting away with it too.” said Passion head coach Teresa Conn,
Riverhounds get new stadium, Pittsburgh wonders what “soccer” is
The Pittsburgh Riverhounds will be opening up a new stadium in 2013 as they continue to pursue the elusive United Soccer League championship. Highmark Stadium was built for $10.2 million and sits right in the heart of Pittsburgh, in Station Square. The construction has Pittsburgh natives learning about a new sport, which is called “soccer” in some parts of the United States. “Yeah I was walking to work one day and saw the construction, so I started asking around about
